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Ching Ching aka Ching Chong Song 
WTF IZZA CHING CHING BRO?

ching ching chong chong  Ching Ching formely known as Ching Chong Song was forged from molten lava in 1986 when the alchemist Julie LaMendola and the basket weaver Dan Gower decided they had metal hands and knew how to fly through space and time. Jesus wept except he had previously removed his tear ducts and replaced them with flame throwers. A thousand people sharted simultaneously. Some of them brought signs. They had to change their name to Ching Ching. Then Susan Hwang showed up and was all like WAZZZAAAA and they were all like WAZZZAAAAAA and Toby Goodshank was like WAZZZAAAAA and Jesus flew around the earth so fast he went back in time to the future. It was that f#cked up braugh! Word! Also something about Adam Green!

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Kevin Blechdom produced all of our cds and is the strongest woman in show biz. Nathan Smithe does all of the internet things and made a video for us and also a couple that are on my youtube channel  which features a lot of Toby Goodshank who was also in Moldy Peaches with Adam Green who made the movie The Wrong Ferrari which I'm NAKED in surprise. Toby makes amazing drawings and collages and he sells our cd, my book, and several other good buys online at his label  we think he is supremely magical. He also is our neighbor, and he lives upstairs from the humble and terrifying Preston Spurlock whose videos are legendary, and speaking of videos we do stop motion when we are on tour with Nature Theater of Oklahoma who provide us with jobs and good feelings. The OPERA we do is lifted from a series of telephone calls between the beautiful and mysterious Kristin Worral and Pavol Liska. Speaking of sweet things, our friend Angela Carlucci also bakes cakes now, and OH MY GOD Susan Hwang of The Debutante Hour also runs The Brittle Sisters, a bacon and brittle treat that delivers anywhere, she also dreamed up The Bushwick Book Club. So Food drawing dancing music and reading. When Dany Naierman is not dancing with us or with Beautiful Nan Turner in Nan and the One Night Stands, also from Schwervon, he and Dan Gower also have a project called Dan Y Dany. Nan's beau Major Matt Mason has a site called Olive Juice Music where all of us antifolk poopers can be found. I also sing in The WoWz who will be on tour with Herman Dune soon. Ching Chong Song has toured with The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players who now also include Supercute and The Pendulum Swings we toured with Lucus Abela, Phoebe Kreutz, Irene Moon, Seth Faergolzia and Dufus and so many more. VAGINA!
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The Music of the Band Of The Story Behind The Muzak
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Ching Ching Album List and Ching Chong Song swag
THESE ARE ALBUMS OF MUSIC YOU CAN BUY OR STEAL ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S COOL BRO

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We sing songs to you about you

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Julie LaMendola -  Ögonblicksapparaten / The Moment Machine

Julie LaMendola - The Moment Machine Book + CD:
 Compositions, drawings, lyrics, and poems from two of Julie LaMendola's (Ching Ching) notebooks.The CD contains Julie's solo work and old Ching Ching songs that she wrote. The book is in Svedish and Engrish published by Smockadoll Press. (CLICK THAT TO BUY IN EUROPE)

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PREVIOUS RELEASES:
EVERYTHING IS FOR TEH BEBBIES
LITTLE NAKED GAY ADVENTURE
LIVE AT THE STONE
NEVER RONG

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The Story of the Band Of The Story Behind The Band
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Hello, My Name Is Nathan Smithe.

jonathon taylor thomas, what a hunk    Would you believe ten years ago I was a WASHED UP  HACK, collecting bottles and cans just to afford tickets  to the teen choice awards in Orlando, Florida to stalk  J.T.T.? It's Somewhat True!

    Would you also believe between the horrid smells and  constant scams I ran across a BAND SHOW BAND so  powerful and awesome it turned my life around. Now I'm  willing to share it with you!

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